A huge thank you to our school council for all of their hard work sorting activities for fundraising for Comic Relief today.

 

We all enjoyed wearing red or our home clothes for the day, and lots of children took part in the 'comedy shoot out' at lunchtime. 

 

All of the jokes entered in the competition were gratefully received - and the winners are below, for your entertainment!

 

We raised just over £170, which is fantastic for our little school!

 

Winning Jokes:

 

Aqua
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
An owl.

What time is it when a lion walks into a room?
Time to leave!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Some bunny!
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

Teal
What do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
A hippo-spot-amus!

What type of flower grows on your face?
Two-lips! (tulips)

What's a cat's favourite colour?
Purrrrrrple.

Cobalt
My friend said I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. Should have seen herface when I drove right pasta.

It wasn't King Arthur who made the round table.
It was Sir Cumference!